In fact, there aren't a lot of things I consider myself an expert at. I read a lot of political science literature, but I wouldn't call myself a political scientist. There are plenty of people who know more than me. In fact, there are probably a lot of misconceptions I have that I don't even know I'm wrong about. There's just a whole lot of uncertainty.
There is one thing, however, that I am absolutely not uncertain about.
It's time for Conor O'Brien to shave.
|But my stubble totally says 'party!'|
I'm not sure you're getting the full effect from that picture up there. Click on it and take a closer look. Go ahead, click.
Actually, don't worry, I've got you. Let's zoom in.
|Don't you wonder what my whiskers would feel like against your soft lips?|
If I were to describe Conor O'Brien's facial hair, I would say it's kind of like a carpet made of pubic hair that is also balding. Sometimes you're talking to him and you catch a glimpse of it and you just lose your train of thought.
Conor O'Brien's head-hair is just looking better and better these days. He's playing a lot more Pokemon recently, which I think is cool. And, ladies and gentlemen, I want Conor O'Brien to be the best that he can be. If you're out there, Conor, I know this may seem harsh. But everything I do, I do out of love.